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CPBS: When You have A Nightmare About Him!Slender Man:
You woke up and screamed causing him to immediately appear and cradle you. He kisses your head as you tell him about your dream but his cradling slows to a stop the farther into the dream you go, seeing as you brutally described him ripping out your entrails.
"...You, Need to stop drinking hot sauce before bed darling..."
When Splendor was mad, it was scary. He wasn't made often but after he stubbed his toe you saw him unleash the beast and destroy half his house. Later than night you woke up screaming about how he ripped you in half.
"Oh Deary! Quell those violent thoughts at once my little pumpernickel!"
"..... What does quell mean?"
"Oh Dear just get some sleep! I'd never hurt you!"
Your dream about him was violent and to say the least it was sexual. You locked yourself in the bathroom and refused to even let him talk to you.
"Baby it was a stupid dream!"
"I'd never do that to you..... without consent...."
He laughed whe
CPBS: When Your Ex Visits you!Slender Man:
You were with Slendy at the time so when he snuck through your window he was immediately pushed back out.
"Sorry, She's not taking visitors at this hour."
Splendor was hurt when he rung your doorbell in the middle of the night. You and him were watching movies when your ex showed up.
"...Oh dear.. this is awkward."
He completely ignored that your ex broke in your house and kissed your cheek.
"Oh man dinner was great _____, I love you!"
He was playing video games with you when your ex came to visit. You let him in, not wanting to be rude and when you left to get snacks him and Ben had a chat.
"... She doesn't like you, you know.... I'M the boyfriend now... Get los- oh cookies!"
Masky, being the jealous type when it comes to your exes was much more touchy with you when he came around. You were slightly uncomfortable because of it.
"Masky, relax. I love you."
"Yeah I know, I can feel it poking my leg."
"No I meant relaxing is hard!
CPBS: When He Burns Dinner!WHEN HE BURNS DINNER
He's started ordering pizza when Ben walked in.
"Yes extra large. Hold on, Ben what's wrong?"
"Nothing, What's with the hockey puck?"
"It's a casserole."
"Can I play hockey with it?"
"Knock yourself out, Yes extra cheese please."
Splendor took the roast out of the oven and it was on fire. He set it confidently on the table.
"It's on fire."
"It's call a 'roast' dear."
He was looking around and before he knew it the pizza was burnt. He tried to pix it and by listening to Masky's stupid ideas he painted it to look normal. You took a bite and immediately spit it out.
"You painted this?"
"Yeah pretty good huh?"
"Yeah, Pretty good art but can we order some good pizza? You know to eat?"
".....Can I keep the pizza?"
He was upset when he burned the spaghetti sauce and to make up for it he ordered Chinese food and pretended he cooked it.
"Ben how did you make this? It's amazing."
"You know.... Anci
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